Christians Gone Wild

Christians Gone Wild
"Real" Christians like to portray themselves as a pious bunch-- but that's just an image, real people are infinitely more complex than images, however many super devout Christians actually believe their own hype. Which leads us to today's topic ---CHRISTIANS GONE WILD---though they aren't typically naked young white girls, they are typically drunk-- and behave in ways that would make their parents and Jesus very unproud.
CHRISTIAN GONE WILD #1
Mel Gibson
Poor Mel, the press has pounced on him like a bunch of Buzzards coming off an incredibly healthy animal season. Its been a while, Michael Jackson and Hugh Grant have sort of been behaving themselves, Angelina and Brad finally fessed up to their affair, so the press has been chomping at the bit. Well now they've got something and Mel says "You're Welcome”. I believe Mel Gibson once said that his wife is going to hell because she doesn't go to church everyday or doesn't go to confession or was guilty of some other minor Catholic transgression. I said to myself then this man is crazy, condemning his own wife to hell. Then he made that Christ Crucifixion movie with the characters speaking authentic biblical languages, he didn't trust us enough to use our imaginations he gave us the real thing. I didn't see it but I heard it was pretty graphic.
I had always thought Mel was kind of sexy and interesting, I had no idea he was also a nut; but I said to myself everybody's got their beliefs and to each his own. Then I found out about his arrest and his subsequent anti Jewish remarks, though I don't quite see the connection between the two.

HE'S GONE WILD......I also found out from the buzzards that he was in the process of making a movie about the Holocaust with some TV network......HE'S WAY WILD NOW.
I am trying to imagine what kind of movie that would be.
I'm thinking, hmmmm....... it will focus on the Concentration Camp guards. Their lives were so hard trying to figure out inventive ways to get rid of all those Jews, and they finally succeed in getting them down to a manageable number and then, bam here comes another trainload, day in and day out Jews, Jews, Jews. Then this poor guard would take his frustration home to his poor wife and children, of course he didn't mean it but he had no outlet for his frustration. Of course our hero would only speak German and the Jewish prisoners would only speak Yiddish cause Mel likes authenticity.
It never occurred to him that maybe a Christian fanatic is not the right person to make a movie about the Holocaust. Schindler's List is pretty good; does Mel think he actually has something more to say about the Holocaust than Steven Spielberg? Apparently he does, or did; and so did the network that was going to make the movie. You can't blame them though, they only care about money (see yesterday's topic about Corporate America), but Mel Gibson makes even the most deranged institutionalized criminally insane inmate go, what the f---?


CHRISTIANS GONE WILD #2
Those Rwandan Nuns.
We all know about Rwanda and that little Holocaust there, but I bet most of you didn't know about these two Rwandan( Hutu) Catholic Nuns who were charged by the Belgian government with genocide for helping the Hutus kill the Tutsis. These were Nuns, not people who thought they may be Christians or some wacky Cult followers, these were women who actually went through the Nunnery process, who took vows of celibacy and poverty, who, one would assume, had some kind of Nun training. In other words these were women who did more than just put on a Nun's costume and say look, We're Nuns. Their legal defense was paid for by the Catholic Church, these were genuine honest to God (no pun intended) Nuns. They didn't declare neutrality or try to shelter those poor people during this conflict. They actually helped the Hutus find the Tutsis and kill them, they went out of their way to help those people get tortured and murdered. There was one Tutsi girl, who they knew personally, who begged them to let her wear the novice cap, because the murdering Hutus still respected the Nuns, but these heartless Nuns said, no and the girl was murdered. Oh, did I mention these were Nuns? NUNS GONE WILD. They're about as WILD as you can get. Those poor people would have been better off hiding in German Concentration Camps or the houses of the Ku Klux Klan members than to put their fate in the hands of those Nuns. More about those Heffas coming soon.



CHRISTIAN GONE WILD #3
"Vintage"
Pope Alexander VI (Father of Lucretia Borgia and her siblings) 1400's
Excerpted from
www.wikipedia.org:
"He was reputed to have committed his first murder at the age of twelve...."
"Like many other of the day, his morals were infamous, his two dominant passions being greed of gold and love of women, and he was devoted to the ten known children his mistresses bore him..... "
"Violent and revengeful, he now became the most powerful man in Rome, and even his father quailed before him. As he needed funds to carry out his various schemes, Alexander VI began a series of confiscations, of which one of the victims was his own secretary, in order to enrich him. The process was a simple one: any cardinal, nobleman or official who was known to be rich would be accused of some offence; imprisonment and perhaps murder followed at once, and then the confiscation of his property. The disorganization of the Curia was appalling, the sale of offices became a veritable scandal, the least opposition to the Borgia was punished with death, and even in that corrupt age the state of things shocked public opinion....".
Sounds to me like--POPES GONE WILD--- however all Popes in those days were a little wild.
If they had a top ten list of the most corrupt and ruthless humans who ever lived, Pope Alexander VI would have to be up in there somewhere. And don't get me started on those kids.

Call for Submission
If you know of any Christians that have GONE WILD, please write it up and send it to me. Please hurry I may be in trouble for using the GONE WILD terminology.
carbramax@yahoo.com
Your submission may be included in CHRISTIAN GONE WILD II, III, IV etc.