Mel Gibson offers the Jewish Community a Vase

Yesterday, I introduced the Christians Gone Wild concept with Mel Gibson being one of the Wild ones. Mel Gibson actually had the nerve to think he could do a movie or mini series
about the Holocaust, being an anti-Semitic Christian Zealot raised by man who denied that Holocaust exists. Now he wants to meet with the Jewish Community-- and he so so sowwy.

Mel, you’re still drunk. At least finish Rehab and get some of that alcohol out of your system before you start wanting to meet with people.

That got me to thinking about that unfinished project. I realized that since ABC was in talks with Mel Gibson about the Holocaust mini series, why don't they pitch that project to Oprah?

Oprah, by now, has to be an expert on the Holocaust. After all she had Elie Wiesel (a Holocaust survivor) on her show and they visited the famous Buchenwald Concentration Camp.

When Oprah has a topic on her show she usually proclaims herself to be an expert on that issue by the time the hour is up.

It took her over 20 years to lose most of that excess weight she's been carrying around, but that didn’t stop her from starting her own Oprah Weight Loss Boot Camp. She was tough too.

She had a Debt Boot Camp when she found out about America's huge debt issues, realizing that having an hour show on the topic and being a billionaire means she knows all about not being able to make ends meet.

So logically it would make sense Oprah to grab the reins of that mini series.

If Oprah can't spare the time for the project, they could look for some other equally qualified candidates like Mark Burnett, Donald Trump or Hulk Hogan. If they can't find any suitable Gentiles, I guess they could actually consider a Jew, but that’s what everyone would expect, and ABC likes to think outside the box.


This got me to thinking… why are so many hard line Christians so intolerant of Jews.

I just don't get it. Some say because the Jews killed Jesus. Most people who are murdered are done so by their own people, that’s kind of lame. I think there’s another reason, more subtle, more insidious reason and I think I’ve figured it out.


Let's say that you had this friend who had a vase you really really liked. It was quite exquisite, and very unique-- a one of a kind-- and you really wanted one for yourself. You looked and looked for a similar vase but were unsuccessful. Your desire increased to the point that you decided to steal your friend's vase. So you stole it and redecorated it with some doodads and bangles, tried to change the color; it was still beautiful, maybe even more beautiful but the important thing was that it was not exactly like your friends vase.

Your friend tells you someone stole his vase shortly after you visited him. You look all surprised and outraged. You vow to help him figure out who stole it. A few days later your friend comes over to your house and notices your new vase. It is shaped just like his vase and he comments on that, but you explained that you admired his vase so much that you decided to buy one similar. It is not a one of a kind, and you admit it is not quite as good as your friends, but you like it very much. Your friend agrees that it is not as good as his, since the creator of his vase had chosen it specifically for him. You start to feel dizzy and a little faint; you feel the blood rushing to your head. How dare he say that your vase is not as good as his vase, who does he think he is, you only said it wasn’t to keep him from being suspicious, but he really meant it.

Your friend drops the subject and never says anything else about the vase but he keeps eyeing it suspiciously every time he visits. You think your friend suspects that you took his vase. You get really mad, even though you did take his vase, because your friend doesn't know that, and you don't appreciate being suspected like that. What really makes you mad is that he doesn't say anything about it anymore. That makes it way worse-- if he just voiced his suspicion then you can have it out, pointing out that your vase is way better than his anyway and maybe smacking that smug look off his face really hard. But he doesn't say anything, except he thinks it’s a nice vase.

So your resentment grows until you go into a rage every time you see that damned friend. He thinks he is so superior and you can see him laughing at you on the inside, because he knows the creator of the vase gave him the precious one of a kind vase and you have to resort to stealing it and masking the vase from its original beauty. You get to the point that you can’t stand the sight of him.

Most Christians are perfectly happy with Jews not believing Jesus is the Son of God, but then you have your Hitlers, Gibsons, your skinheads, your Falwells and others of that ilk who cannot sleep at night thinking about that damned vases.