Broke Down Oprah's Plan To Withdraw From Iraq

Broke Down Oprah's Plan To Withdraw From Iraq

Well, the Media has decided they have had enough of Bush and his gang of Republicans. They are out for blood (not that the Republicans don't deserve it for all their hypocrisy, war mongering, dishonesty, bible thumping, flag waving, name calling, intimidating etc etc.) If you think we as Americans are controlled by anybody other than the Media-- think again. They wanted the war in Iraq so we got it. They wanted Howard Dean gone so they just showed that little scream a bazillion kajillion times until he looked like some kind of cartoon character and he was gone. They wanted Kerry gone so the Swift Boat crap was carted out every day, so now they want a break from the Republicans, so its bye bye Republicans.

This would be a good time for the Democrats to come up with a plan to withdraw from Iraq, but as usual they don't have much to say.

Well I do-- if The Democrats don't have the guts or wits to come down hard on the Republicans or can't come up with a withdrawal plan then Broke Down Oprah will unveil her plan.


BROKE DOWN OPRAH'S 5 STEP PLAN FOR THE WITHDRAWAL OF ALL AMERICAN TROOPS FROM THE SOVEREIGN NATION OF IRAQ

Step 1
Today is October 5, 2006-- so we get a bullhorn and drive through the streets of Iraq shouting "we (the Americans who came to liberate you) are leaving October 5, 2007 so you need to get your you know what together because when we're gone --we're gone. I know we bombed you back to the stone ages, consider yourself lucky that we didn't drop a couple of Atomic Bombs on your asses. So we let a few Islamic extremists slip into your country better Islamic extremist than Communists, better Islamic extremists than Saddam, better Islamic extremist than Buck Wild, Enraged, Lootin', Shootin', Baby Raping, Dope Fiend Negroes."

Step 2
We get serious about starting some mess with Iran so our troops will have something to do. Most of them lost their jobs because they have been gone so long, I think we have an obligation to keep them employed.

Step 3
Get all the leaders of Iraq together and tell them "You need to find a leader and quick. Saddam is not available as he is in prison and we don't care who it is as long as it is not a Communist or Osama Bin Laden. The American people don't give a rat's ass about Sunnis, Shiites, Kurds and whatever else you got lurking in this God forsaken place, you find a way to agree and go from there. You had better find someone by 10/5/07 because we will be outta here no matter what is going on. By the way make sure you keep that oil flowing to us, as next year we are coming up with the Humdinger a larger version of the Hummer and we are going to need lots more oil, that will keep us happy and away from you because if you stop the oil flow we will be back ready to open up another can of Whop Ass, Capisch"?

Step 4
Send Condoleezza Rice to the UN and have her make some speeches about how we brought or tried to bring democracy to the region blah blah, protected The American People etc etc, stabilized the region yada yada yada and declare a success to the whole conflict. Explain that we thought there were Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, it took us a while but we can safely say that there are not any now. No Saddam or communists either so it was a success blah blah...........

Step 5
On October 5, 2007, send some big ships and load up all the soldiers and ship them either home or to a staging area to attack Iran.