Bimbos and Racists

Well, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton went out on the town a few days ago.

What an odd couple?

Just when I thought that these two women have nothing worthwhile to offer humanity I have realized that I was wrong that in fact they do. Teachers throughout America can use them as learning tools for Math.

Here's an example (feel free to use this, copyright free).

You have two empty headed blonde bimbos with a tiny IQ and no talent who have somehow managed to become famous. They are both big zeros, solve the following problem.

Britney=0
Paris=0

Therefore

0+0=0
and
0-0=0
and
0/0=0
and
2(0's)=0

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Michael Richards one of the stars of Seinfeld said the N-word along with some really racist remarks, in public, on tape at a comedy club. There was a lot of hoopla and he can forget about any kind of career.

But I kept waiting to hear from Jesse Jackson. Usually when someone is accused of offending black people he usually has a news conference demanding the offender provide jobs for blacks.

Then I saw Gloria Allred ( of the Jesse Jackson opportunistic, publicity seeking ilk) saying that her clients, the offendees, were suing Mr. Richards. Can you sue people for calling you a name? If that's the case everybody in America could sue somebody, our whole economy would go broke.

I think a better idea would have Mr. Richards go to South Central LA and clean the streets with the stick and a hefty bag for 6 months. He would have a lot of material for his new stand up act, and the streets would like nice. Of course Mr. Richards would hear the N word all day long and wonder why it is ok for blacks to say it and not whites, but eventually someone would explain it to him.

Our economy would remain intact and I may even consider looking at Seinfeld again.