George W Bush Needs An Intervention

I watch the program Intervention on A&E and I have become convinced that George W Bush needs an intervention badly.

What for?

Drugs and Alcohol?

No

Causing the horrific and painful deaths of hundreds of thousands of people?

No

Trying to turn the Presidency into a Dictatorship?

No

Then whay pray tell?

George W Bush needs an intervention to stop him from speaking Spanish.

Someone has led him to believe that he can speak Spanish and he does it whenever he is around the Spanish speaking.

Don't the people south of the border have enough trials and tribulations to deal with do they really need our Imbecile in Chief babbling on incomprehensively to boot.

The English speaking world knows Bush is a simpleton with a border line speech impediment. However, I would suspect the rest of the world doesn't know that. They see Bush as some tough talking kick ass President of the richest and most powerful nation in the world and they just assume he is an intelligent and mesmerizing speaker. How else would he have risen to such an exalted position? Well now the Spanish speaking world knows he is a simpleton and worse maybe even a little crazy.

I was watching the news and heard him speaking Spanish. I didn't understand what he was saying, I understood the words but they did not make any sense. I speak Spanish, not perfectly, but I have been told by the Spanish speaking I speak "bastante" which means ok or good enough. And I definitely know enough Spanish to know our President was speaking gibberish.

So here is my plan.

Get Jeb who can speak Spanish, his Mexican American wife, their half Mexican offspring, his parents, Rove, Cheney, Condoleeza and some of his golf buddies, Blair and of course Alberto Gonzalez together for a pre invertention meeting. I would volunteer to facilitate this meeting as I have a degree in Linguistics which I have never ever ever ever used until now.

At the meeting, they can all write heartfelt letters expressing how much they love George W, but the Spanish speaking has to stop. There will be a lot of crying and hugging and of course George W will insist that he can speak Spanish and start making incomprehensible statements in Spanish with his Texas accent. It will be very painful but I think eventually he will get the message and agree.

And just as he is about to leave promising never to speak Spanish again, he will turn around and remember that he is the Commander in Chief. He runs America and everything he does is to help the American people. He will tell them that he will continue to speak Spanish because that is his job to represent America all over the world. The people of Guatemala, Mexico and other countries understood him perfectly.

He will storm out.

Yo soy el Presidente

Yo soy el comandadero el Jefe

Yo hablo Espanol, no el la verdad, no es la verdad, no la verdad no es, no yo hablo la verdad espanol, correcta, verdad.